There are a lot of words that, in my humble opinion, exist simply to drive people nucking futs. Moist, for instance. Apparently there is a support group for people who dislike the word "moist". I personally don't mind it, but it does sound a smidge mildew(w)y.
What makes me want to sodomize people with a cactus, is a one word response, two vowels, one syllable. SURE. What does that mean? Is that a yes, but only if we get to toss midgets along the way? Is it a no, but I know I'm never getting any if I don't do this with you? Why does it always feel like this word comes with a short bus ticket, a pat on the head and a new propeller for a helmet? No, really. If you'd rather watch the Kardashians trying to spell their name properly to the credit card company, be my guest. You can use "a regional sudoku championship" excuse as well. Just don't say the dreaded word. Don't!
Every time you use the word SURE, an angel gets constipated. True story. Also, someone gets attacked by a mad goat. You don't want to be responsible for a person being attacked by a mad goat, do ya?
For every time you skip using the world sure, someone will defriend a Justin Bieber fan on facebook! Spread the awareness!
What makes me want to sodomize people with a cactus, is a one word response, two vowels, one syllable. SURE. What does that mean? Is that a yes, but only if we get to toss midgets along the way? Is it a no, but I know I'm never getting any if I don't do this with you? Why does it always feel like this word comes with a short bus ticket, a pat on the head and a new propeller for a helmet? No, really. If you'd rather watch the Kardashians trying to spell their name properly to the credit card company, be my guest. You can use "a regional sudoku championship" excuse as well. Just don't say the dreaded word. Don't!
Every time you use the word SURE, an angel gets constipated. True story. Also, someone gets attacked by a mad goat. You don't want to be responsible for a person being attacked by a mad goat, do ya?
For every time you skip using the world sure, someone will defriend a Justin Bieber fan on facebook! Spread the awareness!
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