It’s become very trendy to use the hashtag of the day. As I sometimes find it difficult to associate with some of them, as they apply to the younger age group, here is what I propose as new hashtags of the day for us in that 25-40 age group…

#alzhaimermonday
Featuring pictures of yourself at your workplace, not quite ready for the day because you forgot to set your alarm clock the night before. Alternative could be a tweet about a different shoe/sock combination on each foot, as well as forgetting the stove on, the kids at home, the keys in the car... endless opportunities really.

#margaritatuesday
This one is more of a challenge day. The goal is to sneak an adult beverage into work, concealed into a smoothie, a coffee, any soft drink really, then enjoy it at the least important meeting of the day. Tweet how the beverage has improved your work experience.

#fatpantswednesday
Ah, the infamous aftermath of Taco Tuesday at the local Mexican food restaurant, a picture of yourself in your stretchiest most forgiving pants. Shouldn't have had that last margarita either, but you did. You go champ!

#maybeimgettingsickthursday
With high hopes of calling in sick on Friday, document yourself using all props available to appear and sound as sick as possible.

#blackoutfriday
Self-explanatory. Bunch of pictures you don't remember taking, and somewhat wish you never took them.

#hairofthedogsaturday
Acceptable entries: Alcoholic beverage with a fruit or a vegetable in it.

#desperationsunday
The impending doom of the Monday morning, made better with outdoor day drinking. You'll sober up by the morning, right?